Real-life Macho Man – Mullet of Mayhem – Stickers

Step aside, protein shakes — Macho Man has arrived, and he brought enough ego to fill a gym mirror wall. This sticker captures the over-tanned, over-confident, and over-the-top legend himself, flexing like it’s 1987 and mirrors are still impressed.

Printed in full-color detail, this glorious mullet-sporting muscle machine brings the perfect mix of vintage arrogance and vinyl durability. Stick him on your laptop, water bottle, or weight bench for instant intimidation power.

Warning: prolonged exposure may cause spontaneous flexing, grunting, or the urge to apply baby oil before doing chores. Premium waterproof vinyl (Macho-proof), Gloss finish — because he’d demand it, Approx. 5–5.5” tall, depending on flex level, and Made for fans of 80s icons, retro games, and unnecessary muscles.