Ninja Chris Farley. Richard, what did you do? Brothers don’t shake hands…brothers gotta use stickers!
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Listen up, brothers — this isn’t just a sticker. This is your ticket to ninja diplomacy in the spirit of Chris Farley’s most legendary antics.
Picture this: you’re cornered in the break room. You think you should shake hands? No way, man. “Brothers don’t shake hands… brothers gotta use stickers!” You “accidentally” whip this vinyl beauty out and slap it down. Boom — conflict diffused with flair.
Is this a tribute to Farley’s pathos, his wild energy, his ability to make you laugh till you snort? You bet your sweet sticker butt it is. With durable, bubble-free vinyl (95μ density, high opacity) it’ll survive fridge doors, laptop lids, bumper bruises, and the occasional water spill.
Stick it on your water bottle, your laptop, your forehead (please don’t) — and let the world know: “Richard, what did you do?” — because this is your sticker, brother.
Don’t walk into that meeting unarmed. Arm yourself. Brothers don’t shake hands… brothers gotta use stickers.